| swordfish
Pievienots: 16.08.2004
Ziņojumi: 6390 | Re: Prikoli :))) 13.06.2005 18:29 |
Man patika 
Купец, отправляясь в плавание:
- Что тебе привезти, доченька младшенькая?
- Привези мне, батюшка, чудище страшное для сексуальных утех и
извращений!
- Да ты что, доченька, я же отец тебе - я не могу этого позволить!
- (вздыхая) Хорошо... пойдем по длинному пути.... Привези мне, батюшка,
цветочек аленький. |
Day Trader
Pievienots: 16.08.2004
Ziņojumi: 7722 | Re: Prikoli :))) 15.06.2005 11:47 |
Rīgas Fondu birža 15.06.2005
Par AS “Latvijas jūras medicīnas centrs” dividendēm
2005. gada 20. jūnijs ir datums, uz kuru tiek fiksēts AS “Latvijas jūras medicīnas
centrs” akcionāru saraksts dividenžu aprēķinam. Lēmumu par dividenžu izmaksu
plānots pieņemt AS “Latvijas jūras medicīnas centrs” akcionāru sapulcē 2005.gada
15.jūnijā.
Tādējādi, 2005. gada 14. jūnijs bija pēdējā tirdzniecības diena, kad akcijas,
kas iegādātas slēdzot darījumus Automātiski savietojamo uzdevumu grāmatā, dod
tiesības saņemt dividendes.
Nee, nu man tas patik  Tipa mees s`odien pien`emsim leemumu, bet vakar bija peedeja diena... *Vi uzze opozdali...*  |
maxxtro
Pievienots: 11.07.2005
Ziņojumi: 7159 | Re: Prikoli :))) 13.07.2005 12:52 |
| http://www.pizdec.net/supergamenax.wmv |
Seller of Smiles
Pievienots: 16.08.2004
Ziņojumi: 9511 | Re: Prikoli :))) 13.07.2005 18:18 |
šo pārlasīju tris reizes... bet kad pieleca... sapratu, ka IZCILI
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - - Earl Wilson - |
yoPCix
Pievienots: 18.12.2004
Ziņojumi: 1299 | Re: Prikoli :))) 13.07.2005 18:32 |
šitais jau laikam skaitās klasika:
"Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas." |
Seller of Smiles
Pievienots: 16.08.2004
Ziņojumi: 9511 | Re: Prikoli :))) 13.07.2005 18:34 |
| jā, to es te jau postoju |
Day Trader
Pievienots: 16.08.2004
Ziņojumi: 7722 | Re: Prikoli :))) 18.08.2005 21:02 |
Нового русского вызвали в налоговую полицию. Спрашивают:
— Вот вы в декларации о доходах за прошлый год указали, что заработали шесть миллионов долларов, а по нашим данным, потратили за этот период как минимум восемь миллионов. Что это значит, господин хороший?
— Что значит, что значит... Не могу свести концы с концами! |
Seller of Smiles
Pievienots: 16.08.2004
Ziņojumi: 9511 | Re: Prikoli :))) 25.08.2005 00:59 |
http://www.kimmsinstitute.com/
kimm, tas tu nodarbojies?  |
Yzerman
Pievienots: 06.01.2005
Ziņojumi: 2191 | Re: Prikoli :))) 25.08.2005 14:24 |
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Tori
Pievienots: 13.06.2005
Ziņojumi: 112 | Re: Prikoli :))) 25.08.2005 14:40 |
| SOS, vai interesējies par self defense, ka tādu saitu atradi, vai vienkārši google mekleji saitus pēc atslēgvārda "kimm" |
Seller of Smiles
Pievienots: 16.08.2004
Ziņojumi: 9511 | Re: Prikoli :))) 25.08.2005 14:53 |
| nē, es nez kāpēc ieinteresējos, kas varētu būt kimm, vai kāds pazīstams vārds, vai kā... |
Seller of Smiles
Pievienots: 16.08.2004
Ziņojumi: 9511 | Re: Prikoli :))) 20.09.2005 15:11 |
STAATSLOTERIJ INTERNATIONAL PROMO.
Adres aleisstraat 52515 JA Den
Haag.
FROM: THE PROMOTION DIRECTOR,
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS DEPT.
E-
mail;
Website: www.staatsloterij.nl
REF
Number: NM/BC921245/KY14,
BATCH No: NM/207161/WOP.
TICKET No:
46939
Serial No: 472-9768
lUCKY No: W-91237-H°67/B4
ATTN: WINNING
NOTIFICATION!!!!!!!
We happily announce to you the draw of the
Netherlands Loterij International programs held on the 19th of
September 2005 in Netherlands.Your e-mail address attached to ticket
number: 46939 with Serial number 472-9768 drew the lucky numbers: W-
91237-H°67/B4, which
subsequently won you the lottery in the B category.
You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of 1,000,000.00
(One million Euros in cash credited to file KPC/9080118308/02/TCA.
This is from a total cash prize of 10,000,000.00 Million Euros shared
amongst the first Ten (10) lucky winners in this category B + (Plus).
This lottery is a promotional program by Staatsloterij International,
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reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential
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Staatsloterij International.
NOTICE: You
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 i am a winnerrr  |
GE
Pievienots: 22.08.2004
Ziņojumi: 1557 | Re: Prikoli :))) 20.09.2005 15:16 |
| lucky You |
swordfish
Pievienots: 16.08.2004
Ziņojumi: 6390 | Re: Prikoli :))) 20.09.2005 15:35 |
| Tu jau otrs, es arī vienu šādu vinneri zinu. Itogo vēl astoņi, ja katrs pa miljonam dabū. Izskatās, ka visi ir no Latvijas un visi būs mani paziņas |
Day Trader
Pievienots: 16.08.2004
Ziņojumi: 7722 | Re: Prikoli :))) 20.09.2005 15:43 |
| Es un viens mans pazin`a arii bijam san`emus`i s`ito s`aizi... Es ar vin`iem taa mazliet paspeleeju un peec tam aizsutiju e-mailaa nah... i pa krieviski un apmeram taada pat veida angliski... Tagad vairs neko nesuta... |
Mario
Pievienots: 13.10.2004
Ziņojumi: 3487 | Re: Prikoli :))) 27.09.2005 21:52 |
Kas līdzīgs beisbolam ar pingvīnu.
Vispirms uzklikšķina uz "sniega cilvēku" - pingvīns sāk krist no koka lejā, tad brīdī, kad pingvīns tuvojas "sniega cilvēka" nūjai, klikšķina uz sniega cilvēku- sitiens ar nūju pa pingvīnu, lidojums, un....pingvīns lido pa kreisi, attālums tiek mērīts.
http://n.ethz.ch/student/mkos/pinguin.swf |
microns
Pievienots: 16.10.2004
Ziņojumi: 514 | Re: Prikoli :))) 27.09.2005 23:41 |
| www.zahvat.ru - forums un šādi tādi stāstiņi par biznesu krievu stilā. Saits tāds drusciņ priekš zīmuļiem, bet nu reālus storijus var palasīties, kā tiek atņemti citiem piederoši uzņēmumi. |
Day Trader
Pievienots: 16.08.2004
Ziņojumi: 7722 | Re: Prikoli :))) 02.11.2005 20:38 |
Kadu laiku domaju, kura zaraa par s`o ieposteet, beigu beigas noleemu s`eit.....
Kameer FKTK un bankas cens`as piek`erties treideriem par vienas akcijas diliem, s`odien notika kartejais bezpredels... Prokurors prasiija 2 gadus (kaut peec likuma vareeja ses`us), bet Lobaznikovs san`ema nosacito sodu par 45 Kilo kukuli...!!! Nu paties`am, kur nauda tur i *pravda*...
|
GE
Pievienots: 22.08.2004
Ziņojumi: 1557 | Re: Prikoli :))) 03.11.2005 15:14 |
fleims, protams, bet man liekas ka kukuļdošana nav nekāds nāves grēks, bet ņemšana ...
tas tieši tā pat kā ar prostitūciju, tad jau pircēji jāsēdina arī ..., bet protams tas ir ļoti subjektīvi |
Seller of Smiles
Pievienots: 16.08.2004
Ziņojumi: 9511 | Re: Prikoli :))) 03.11.2005 15:20 |
pareizi, jāsedina abi... |
Seller of Smiles
Pievienots: 16.08.2004
Ziņojumi: 9511 | Re: Prikoli :))) 03.11.2005 16:00 |
FROM:KLIP DRIFT
KLIP DRIFT CONSULTANT AGENCY
40 ST JOHN STR SANTON.JHB,
2198 SOUTH AFRICA.
TELL: 0731 795 796
Alternative email:
Re: Investment Request
Greetings
I am a financial consultant based in Johannesburg South Africa I have a
client (a widow) from Liberia who ran to South Africa for the safety of her
life after her husband was killed in the country of civil war, she was
granted an asylum under the south African government umbrella, she has
USDM15, 000,000.(Fifteen million united state dollars)which she deposit with
a private security company for safekeeping in Johannesburg upon her arrival
in the country . She wishes to invest in a stable economy, oversea due to
that she cannot invest the fund in South Africa as a result of her political
status.
Her interest is in companies with potentials for rapid growth in long terms.
My client is interested in placing part of her fund in your company, if your
country' bi-laws allows foreign investment. And she is willing to offer you
30% of the total fund if you can assist her transfer this fund to your
country or any bank account of your wish. You can contact me for more
details via Phone or email with your reference for more details.
Note that this transaction has no risk and all relevant documents for the
transfer will be provide by a good lawyer who has been appointed, and the
transfer will proceed as a normal banking procedures.
Yours faithfully,
SIGN.........
KLIP DRIFT.
(DIRECTOR)
N: B The fund is free from drug and laundering related offences and this
transaction need utmost confidentiality. DISCLAIMER: This communication is
for the exclusive use of the intended recipient (s) and shall not attach any
liability on the originator, KLIP DRIFT consultant Agency. If you are the
addressee, the contents of this letter are intended for your use only and it
shall not be forwarded to any third party, without first obtaining written
authorizations from the originator. It may contain information which is
confidential and legally privileged and the same shall not be used or dealt
with by any third party in any manner without the specific consent of KLIP
DRIFT consultant Agency.
Prikols sekojošs. Uzrakstīju reply: off
Atnāk atbilde: Dear Sir, what you mean with "off"
Rakstu atbildi: "fuck" off, of course.... |
Hermanis
Pievienots: 27.08.2005
Ziņojumi: 5555 | Re: Prikoli :))) 09.11.2005 13:05 |
| Atbildot uz citos postos lasīto, es taisu biznesu pēc jauno krievu principiem: uz jautājumu nu kā bizness - nu tā pa rubli pērku, pa trīs pārdodu, un uz tiem 2 % ar dzīvoju. |
Seller of Smiles
Pievienots: 16.08.2004
Ziņojumi: 9511 | Re: Prikoli :))) 11.11.2005 15:56 |
Estipoiss sadomājis mūs apsmiet 
http://www.3willy.com/foorum/viewtopic.php?t=342
palasiet posta subjectu |
swordfish
Pievienots: 16.08.2004
Ziņojumi: 6390 | Re: Prikoli :))) 11.11.2005 16:09 |
| Iepostēts augustā... par vēlu dot pienācīgu atbildi novembrī |
swordfish
Pievienots: 16.08.2004
Ziņojumi: 6390 | Re: Prikoli :))) 11.11.2005 16:19 |
| BTW, kā Tu šito atradi? :/ |
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